thelegendofvriska:
abasnail:
that’s what I call a traffic jam
I DON”T KNOW IF THE POST OR THE PUN IS KILLING ME THIS TIME
(Source: pleatedjeans, via bloodthirstyduck)
whythefuckareyouromeo:
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
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jacksgap on Instagram and Blue
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(Source: hollwyood, via nirvnana)
I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS
(Source: andrewhussiesbosom, via bloodthirstyduck)
superwholockgarfield:
party-at-the-tardis:
scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:
ilikedansbutt:
lolsomeone-actually:
doctornipples:
gettin-nakie-outside:
beelzebubby:
do i win
HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG
THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS
i’M LISGHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS LISGHING
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NOW IM LISGHING
(Source: bernbutt, via jdbiebsangels)
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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(Source: clivesten, via omccalls)
levvis:
‘because the last one was so great’ tour - carlisle
after having a blowout on the motorway, we were happy to get to carlisle. it was the first time i’ve been to carlisle and it was laaaavly, thanks so much for coming x
photos by josh shinner - www.joshshinner.com
vrisktorias-sekret:
all-good-usernames-are-taken:
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
“REBELLION”
(Source: havefunchord, via bloodthirstyduck)
samandriel:
covetxvx:
a metaphor of my life
best moment on television. ever.
(Source: eisenberries, via bloodthirstyduck)
giadaharding:
[x] [x]
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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(Source: andersonhastings, via halebconfessions)
keepfabandgayon:
- OTP = i would enjoy it immensely if you had sex with each other
- I‘M HAVING FEELS = i am having incredibly strong feelings towards a particular subject
- I CAN’T = i can’t explain what is going on with my feelings
- CRYING = laughing
- I HATE YOU = i love you
- STOP = please continue what you are doing
- LIFE RUINER = you and your perfection are overwhelming me. you are probably an actor at least twice my age.
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